Pity Poor Tom

Can you believe your Tom Delay, Bush? Feeling sorry for himself about his own disgraceful misuse of power in the Schiavo business. He's quoted in the New York Times this morning: "This is exactly the issue that is going on in America, of attacks against the conservative movement, against me and many others." According to Delay, "the whole syndicate" of the media is out to get him: "there's a huge nationwide effort to destroy everything we believe in."

Talk about a vast left-wing conspiracy, Bush! Count me in!